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Rules:
. Answer ALL questions fully and honestly
. In the end, any person tagged must choose 8 people and post their icons in the same journal I'm not doing that
. No tag-backs
. and HAVE FUN

Hmm...I need to pick Markus and Matthias.

FUTURE
[1] Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Markus: I think I'll be dead in ten years.
Matthias: WHAT? You can't be dead then. I won't allow it.
Markus: Then I guess I'll be living.
Matthias: With me!

[2] Would you make a good parent/ are you a good parent?
Markus: Uh...no.
Matthias: I'd be a good one!

[3] Do you want kids?
Markus: Not really.
Matthias: But I want kids.
Markus: We're not having kids.

PAST
[4] What is your biggest regret?
Matthias: I let Markus let some guy almost burn me to death.
Markus: That wasn't my fault!
Matthias: Yes it was.
Markus: Whatever. I regret marrying this idiot.

[5] Have you witnessed someone die?
Markus: I used to be an assassin. That good enough for you?
Matthias: I wish I didn't.

[6] Have you ever killed someone?
Markus: Have you been listening to me at all?
Matthias: Nope.

GENERAL
[7] What's your favorite genre of music?
Markus: Anything's good.
Matthias: Same here.

[8] What's your weapon of choice?
Markus: Everything's my weapon.
Matthias: I like my claws...

[9] Do you know any different languages?
Markus: No. I don't have the time.
Matthias: Yeah, I just don't remember which ones.

[10] What's your favorite color?
Markus: Red.
Matthias: Gold's pretty.

[11] What's your favorite food?
Markus: Food's good.
Matthias: CAKE!

RELATIONSHIPS/ LOVE LIFE
[12] Who is your worst enemy?
Markus: I killed all my enemies.
Matthias: You didn't do that. Have you forgotten about that one guy-?
Markus: You don't need to tell them about that.
Matthias: But he's my enemy too!

[14] Who is your crush or lover?
Markus: I give up. You won't listen to anything I say, will you?
Matthias: Uh...I don't think you'll like him.

[15] do you prefer Angry or Sympathy sex?
Markus: Neither.
Matthias: Does it matter?

[16] What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Markus: Someone who listens to everything I say.
Matthias: Someone who cares. That's all I want.

[17] In your opinion, what do you find as the sexiest feature of the opposite gender?
Markus: Well, uh, I don't really know. I've never thought about it.
Matthias: Do I have to answer this?
Markus: Yes.
Matthias: Fine. Her face.

[18] Only for Crushers, what would you do if your crush kissed you?
Markus: I'm gonna ignore that.
Matthias: I'm married, thankyouverymuch.

[19] Your bestfriends gf/bf hit on you, your reaction?
Markus: I wouldn't care.
Matthias: My best friend doesn't have a girlfriend.

[20] What is the most embarrassing thing that you could do in front of a girl/boy?
Markus: Why do you want to know that?
Matthias: I don't wanna say.


INTOXICATED
[21] Have you ever been past out drunk?
Markus: No.
Matthias: Yes...But it was his fault!

[22] What's THE craziest thing you've ever done drunk?
Markus: I don't remember. I do lots of crazy things when I'm drunk.
Matthias: I followed him home.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO
[23] if a fat guy pelted you with fish nuggets?
Markus: I'd throw 'em back at him.
Matthias: I'd walk away.

[24] if your best friend was trapped in Jello?
Markus: Jello? Yum.
Matthias: I'd rip it apart. That'd work, wouldn't it?

[25] if Chuck Norris smacked you?
Markus: I could take him.
Matthias: But...but it's Chuck Norris! There's no way you could take him!
Markus: Just watch me.